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1. Mifflin Streak
A bi-annual tradition at Penn State University where the Sunday night before finals begin students will streak down mifflin road (between south and pollock halls). One can expect about 1000 observers to turn out, but only about a dozen streakers. After the streakers run through the columns of people, they have to dodge police or face criminal charges.
The Mifflin Streak is as much of a tradition at Penn State as Homecoming or THON.
2. Christmas Lights
A commonly used phrase, with Latin origins, used to signify the showing of tits from a certain 3rd floor balcony. N
After the d sticks went down Mifflin, the crowd turned to root on the third floor window aka christmas lights to show her tits.
3. Lewistown, PA
A classical suburban hellhole located directly beneath the big brown shitstain on your map of Pennsylvania, known for it's extended use of bupes (once Heroin) and the red-blooded conservative bastards who illogically hate the Mexicans because of it.

Lewistown is occupied primarilly by pretentious, white, protestant, xenophobic, working-class individuals who have no clue what the word "xenophobic" means. The local high school students have begun to take pride in their football team's unbelievable losing streak.

See also, "what State College pooped out after a potentially death-defying binge of Taco Bell feasts."
A typical conversation in Lewistown, PA:

- "Gee, I sure hate those Goddamn Mexicans."
- "Yeah, they come up here and steal our jawbs down at the chicken plant.. Goddamn spicks."
- "Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Let's go shoot up some heroin!"
- "Awright, as long as you didn't buy it from no Goddamn beaners."
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